Don’t touch me.” I can be heard using this phrase on a fairly regular basis in the summertime.
In the South, not only is it hot in the summer months, it’s humid. By humid, of course, I mean “so miserable you can spend two hours getting ready for an event and before you make it to your car your hair is slick against your face and neck and your expensive deodorant is already failing you.” …
In the South, not only is it hot in the summer months, it’s humid. By humid, of course, I mean “so miserable you can spend two hours getting ready for an event and before you make it to your car your hair is slick against your face and neck and your expensive deodorant is already failing you.” …
“The Hitachi Magic Wand is a vibrating muscle massager that has been long commandeered by many seeking greater orgasmic fulfillment. I had often wondered what the big deal was, I mean seriously; it’s huge, everyone says it’s really loud, it only has 2 speeds and I might have forgotten to mention that it’s um…huge! It was provided for me to review by the generous folks at Babeland…” (keep reading here.)
